Basic Laws of Combat
1. You are not superman.
2. Suppressive fires -- won't.
3. If it's stupid but works, it
isn't stupid.
4. Don't look conspicuous -- it
draws fire.
5. When in doubt, empty the
magazine.
6. Never share a fighting hole
with anyone braver than you are.
7. Never forget your weapon was
made by the lowest bidder.
8. If your attack is going
really well, it's an ambush.
9. No plan survives the first
contact intact.
10. All five second grenade fuses
will burn down in three seconds.
11. Try to look unimportant, because
the bad guys may be low on ammo.
12. If you are forward of your
position, the artillery will fall short.
13. The enemy diversion you are
ignoring is the main attack.
14. The important things are always
simple.
15. The simple things are always
hard.
16. The easy way is always mined.
17. If you are short of everything
except enemy, you are in combat.
18. When you have secured an area,
don't forget to tell the enemy.
19. Incoming fire has the
right-of-way.
20. No combat ready unit has ever
passed inspection.
21. If the enemy is in range, so are
you.
22. Beer math: 37 men times 2 beers
each equals 49 cases.
23. Body count math: 3 bad guys plus
1 probable plus 2 pigs = 37 enemy killed in action.
24. Friendly fire - isn't.
25. Things that must be together to
work usually can't be shipped together.
26. Radios will fail as soon as you
need fire support desperately.
27. Anything you do can get you shot
-- including doing nothing.
28. If you make it too tough for the
enemy to get in you can't get out.
29. Tracers work BOTH ways.
30. The only thing more accurate than
incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
31. If you take more than your fair
share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.
32. When both sides are convinced
they are about to lose, they're both right.
33. Professional soldiers are
predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
34. Any significant military
action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.
35. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not
our friend.